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Abram's Flag

Abram's Flag

Regular price $24.95 USD
Regular price Sale price $24.95 USD
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Up high on the flagpole and flapping in the wind, Just like my underwear that I lost 3 weeks ago!

• 100% polyester
• Knitted fabric
• Fabric weight: 4.42 oz/yd² (150 g/m²)
• Print on one side
• Blank reverse side
• 2 iron grommets
• Blank product components sourced from China and Israel

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead, cadmium, phthalates and bisphenol level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
One size 34 ½ 56
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm)
One size 87.6 142.2

Ewww! what is this rubbish made of?

Bend over, and I'll take it out of your hide so that I can show you!

What if I'm drunk and regret this purchase later on?

You must email abramcase51@gmail.com before your item is put in transit! Otherwise you're screwed, you drunken indecisive butthole! But if you contact me within a reasonable amount of time, I can cancel your order and issue a full refund! Thank you for not being a pain in my butt by waiting until the item is in transit to tell me you don't want it anymore!

What's the flattest thing you've ever sold?

Your butthole, mickey!

I'm a stupid butthole!

And why would that be my problem?

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