¡Camiseta deportiva de TDCC!

Bend over, and I'll take it out of your hide so that I can show you!

You must email abramcase51@gmail.com before your item is put in transit! Otherwise you're screwed, you drunken indecisive butthole! But if you contact me within a reasonable amount of time, I can cancel your order and issue a full refund! Thank you for not being a pain in my butt by waiting until the item is in transit to tell me you don't want it anymore!

Your butthole, mickey!

And why would that be my problem?