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The Dumb Construction Crew branded T-Shirt

The Dumb Construction Crew branded T-Shirt

Regular price $19.50 USD
Regular price Sale price $19.50 USD
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Wear this to impress the girls!

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½
3XL 33 28 22 ¾
4XL 34 30 24 ¼
5XL 35 32 25 ¼

Ewww! what is this rubbish made of?

Bend over, and I'll take it out of your hide so that I can show you!

What if I'm drunk and regret this purchase later on?

You must email abramcase51@gmail.com before your item is put in transit! Otherwise you're screwed, you drunken indecisive butthole! But if you contact me within a reasonable amount of time, I can cancel your order and issue a full refund! Thank you for not being a pain in my butt by waiting until the item is in transit to tell me you don't want it anymore!

What's the flattest thing you've ever sold?

Your butthole, mickey!

I'm a stupid butthole!

And why would that be my problem?

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